Soooooooooo, before you decide on writing something and publishing it
It is highly advised that you:
PROOF READ
&
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT
THE EFF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
"It's more than just pillows, tassles and oriental rugs"
'The Eyeopener' -- MAR2011
ARE YOU SPECIAL NEEDS?!
OF COUUURSEEE i used all those things...
Cause that's right, I am currently mentally suffocating your face IN the pillow.
Strangling you WITH the tassles.
and DISPOSING YOUR BODY rolled INNNNNN the oriental rug.
Freakin' goodness.
(phew. anger released.)
For a school paper, you do really crappy research.
If I ever meet you in a client meeting somewhere down the line.
I'm gunna ensure your seat WILL be the furthest away from the fire exit.
The HVAC will circulate once every week in your nook.
&& you will get mental anxiety from the lack of light, location & crappy acoustics.
p.s.
For the past 4 years, I've slept with my face PLANTED onto
my desk in the studio. So while your drooling face is familiar with the
comfort of pillows, mine is limited.
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OH YA. By the way.
I'm going to make all the partitions in your space
combustable too. I wouldn't bring anything that ignites in there if I were you.
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p.p.s. Clancy Snook is one of the most dedicated hardworking talented
people I know. You should be thankful she isn't violent.
Your fate could have been a lot worse.
Moral of the story is: please do your research before you write.
HAVE A GOOD (EDUCATED) DAY RYERSON! :)