Dear misinformed journalist, shut up.

Soooooooooo, before you decide on writing something and publishing it

It is highly advised that you:

PROOF READ

&

MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT

THE EFF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

"It's more than just pillows, tassles and oriental rugs"

'The Eyeopener' -- MAR2011

ARE YOU SPECIAL NEEDS?!

OF COUUURSEEE i used all those things...

Cause that's right, I am currently mentally suffocating your face IN the pillow.

Strangling you WITH the tassles.

and DISPOSING YOUR BODY rolled INNNNNN the oriental rug.

Freakin' goodness.

(phew. anger released.)

For a school paper, you do really crappy research.

If I ever meet you in a client meeting somewhere down the line.

I'm gunna ensure your seat WILL be the furthest away from the fire exit.

The HVAC will circulate once every week in your nook.

&& you will get mental anxiety from the lack of light, location & crappy acoustics.

p.s.

For the past 4 years, I've slept with my face PLANTED onto

my desk in the studio. So while your drooling face is familiar with the

comfort of pillows, mine is limited.

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OH YA. By the way.

I'm going to make all the partitions in your space

combustable too. I wouldn't bring anything that ignites in there if I were you.

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p.p.s. Clancy Snook is one of the most dedicated hardworking talented

people I know. You should be thankful she isn't violent.

Your fate could have been a lot worse.

Moral of the story is: please do your research before you write.

HAVE A GOOD (EDUCATED) DAY RYERSON! :)