the unpredictable life.

'Honda Jazz'
by: Wieden + Kennedy-- London

miracles DO happen.

SOOOOOO.

last night i had this dream that my laptop magically fixed itself
(aka no longer needed to have a keyboard and mouse plugged into it for it to work properly)

i woke up hurried over and banging on the keyboard--nothing.

***
chris e and i were just gossiping over my fb ...
AND out of NOWHERE.

IT STARTED TO WORK AGAIN.
it was magical awe inspiring
enthralling divine
ORGASM INDUCING.

FRICKEN BUMPY IS LIKE A SELF HEALING MECHANISM.

im freaking PEEING from joy right now.
i. love. my. laptop. <3

(lets hope it doesn't give in when i turn it off or something)

swan ownage.

So in the past year, pretty much anything that has to do with ballerinas
have gotten the hype of a lifetime.

From Kanye's movie to the wince inducing 'Black Swan'
(i. am. obsessed.)

These ridiculously strong but tiny people have rocked the world
(still a little bit of an understatement)
with their presence, grace and inspiration.

This fashion spread featuring Russian model Denisa Dvorakova
yet another jaw dropper in this twinkle toe category.

Model: Denisa Dvorakova
Photographers: Jason Schmidt
Styled by: Olga Dunina
Dresses by: Giorgio Armani & Chanel.

when i can't play r.p.s.

Easiest tool for decision making:
ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS.



That's right.
Fool Proof.
Always.

...
well
...
you can't play alone.

http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/

Thanks for making my life decisions easy.

what is being creative.

word.

***
by: Kristian Larsen

eat off my shirt.

'Dressed for Dinner'

PUN! PUN! PUN!
..teeheeehee, he's so witty.
Ceramics.

i want.

by: Marianne ban Ooij

i wish i had time on my hands.

... but I ammmm bloggin'-- i guess i have

need to stop pretending I do.
Created by folding each page into right dimensions.

'Origami Book'
by: Isaac Salazar

Why am I so incapable.

Barbie meets Dexter.

Let's face is Barbie has undergone numerous transformations,

some of them, not as flattering as others.
But lets be real, she's still lookin' pretty good for a 52 year old.
(& yes, she hasssss gone Gaga already)

I'm not sure if you've ever had the borderline traumatic
experience of popping Barbie's head off .

LEGIT.

It just POPS off if you squeeze it a certain way,
its like popping champagne but mildly damaging to
one's childhood innocence.

Playing out (lets hope was NOT a childhood fantasy) homicidal sets
with Barbie dolls is photography Marciel Clayton.



A little creepalicious, but nonetheless mad entertaining.

by: Marciel Clayton

for all my RSIDs.

"we are young, we run free, stay up late,
we don't sleep, got our friends, got the night,
we'll be alright"

~
p.s. But this doesn't mean I'm not f-ed sideways for this hand-in <3

round 2

& it begins.

...this time, with Mrs. Kasoogi

smear-less.

I have recently been reminded (on multiple occasions) of how ancient
I really am.

Despite my attempts to continue to carry out my childish
acts and mentality, the "do-you-remember-when" conversations
that has been coming up more often than not are really putting
my age into perspective.

Today, YET ANOTHER REMINDER OF
THE GOOD TIMES CAME UP.

I went to 'Grand & Toy'.
(This place was essentially my heaven prior to my intro to
vanity & an appetite for all-you-can-eat sushi.)
& was pleasantly shocked to meet :

SMEAR GUARD highlighters.

OMFLIPPITYGOSH.
No, I am not like all the regualar uni students that live off
of these fluorescent tubes of joy.

I am instead stuck with the 6x more expensive option:
PRISMAS.
(of which are also smear free)

Now only prismas were $4.50 for five.....

x x -- brightens my life.

There's something realllly enticing about the simplicity of 'X's.

Of course, the fact that these simple shapes
are graced by the heart-stopping, pee-my-pants-able...
KAWS
(aka//Brian Donnelly)

Now making bulbies for the 'Standard Hotel'.
Limited edition (obvi)-- 1000 sets of 3 bulbs.

The awesometastic-ness lies within subtle changes that
make something so freakin' remarkable.

RED, PURPLE & GREEN 'x' filaments.
= $65 a pop.

sad note: i feel like geniusness shouldnt be so elitist =(

“Just changing a small thing, like a filament,
can turn a light bulb from a standard everyday
thing to something you want to look at,”
“You’re raised not to stare at light bulbs,
but this is the opposite of that.”

by: KAWS

please budget 5 minutes.

...because there is no way you can not stare
@ this thing for anything less.

***
on a side note: having encountered this image at 5am with
400+ pages of research articles to sift through means
procrastination has peaked for the evening morning
...UGH I hate this undefinable hour.

the age old tale.

Gisele Bundche.

.
.
.
-moment of silence as we all gawk @ her beauty-
.
.
.
.
.
.
-pause, to wonder why we weren't born that way-.
.
.
.



This Brazilian beauty is posing & portraying the age-old tale
of the enchanted Princess awaiting for her Prince to come....
*Disney Theme begins*

Why do Princesses
girls-that-encounter-fairy-tale-endings
HAVE TO be drop dead gorgeous?

Unfair.

'Harper's Bazaar Espanol', Feb 2011
Photographer: Karl Largerfeld
(oh, the pressure I would feel)

beauty at ease.

For those 3 minutes + 1 second

~
Everything was beautiful.

---
'Thought of You'
by: Ryan J Woodward

generation y.

I am in search for the concept of my final THESIS project.
(I refuse to just call it a "project", it loses impact,
character and the hardcore intelligent aura 'thesis' emits--plus
i sound super cool when those 2 syllables run from my mouth =D)


Looking into the issues hidden, embedded in our generation.
There is so much poison, so much waste instilled in us...

Somehow, I know that we all know this...
but for that same reason we too cannot cure ourselves.

Generation Y, tell me what's wrong with you.

the triple 'B'

Bold, Black & Beautiful.

My relatively concerning obsession with 'Criminal Minds'
has brought me to Google the cast's life stories last night.

(Yes, between detailing a hurricane resistant reception desk
and figuring what angle my inset monitor rack should be at)

This yummy man is....

F-O-R-T-Y.
I knnnnnowww.
(Shemar Moore aka// Derek Morgan)

I'm still in shock and just really
needed to share this with the world.

p.s. I have the biggest crush on him

don't ask questions-- just accept it.

can she make your Bedrock?

...pppppprobably not.

Well thought out & obvi ridiculously
executed as the age old cartoons characters are portrayed
as old as they really are.

by: Matthias Seifarth

simple pleasures.

I don't wanna get out of bed.
It's narrrr-stay out.

holler...

...at MULTICULTURALISM and its effects on chip flavours.

I vow to try all the great international flavours 'President Choice'
has proposed to me.

But thus far, THIS GREEK FIASCO (of oregano, feta and basil)
is fighting for #1 with 'No Name' Brand's Roast Chicken flavor

(aka exactly like the Asian Calbee goodness-- but cheap)