so-long bacteria bars.

I don't remember the last time I used a bar of soap.

The only times where I was ever to use it, it was a forced upon issue.
AKA: @ a hotel where they're too cheap
to give you prepackaged little travel bottles.

The liquid soaps have now taken over the shopping aisles and the
amount of bar soaps have been diminished down to the sad bottom end
corner shelf.

Q: WHY DO WE HATE THEM SO MUCH?

For one they're nasty, they slip and slide practically everywhere.
Like, let's be real, who can really control those slippery bars of disaster?
A when its used by more than one person.... EEEEEEEEK. Even worse, "where was the last place you washed with that?"

Their downfalls aside, liquid soap is mad wasteful.
Their water content is much higher than the actual soap content
giving you less bang for the buck and are packaged in large
plastic containers.

This is all one up-ed by bar soaps paper packaging and high soap
concentration content.


SO HERE'S THE SOLUTION TO THE BACTERIA INFESTATION:
SOAP FLAKES.
(audience roars)

Using the simple concepts of different cheese graters the bars of soap are now
able to be used without the slippity slime situation.
Not only are you saving the earth, but you're also adding a little
something special to your b-room. You know, dinner conversation and all.

Second version is the turning grater.
It kinda looks like a lightbulb... or an alien.
Only concern is.. won't it be hard to turn the knobby when
my hands are wet???
Well whatever, its kinda cute to have in there with the rubber duckies.

by: Nathalie Stampfli
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