when you're not looking.

From the very moment Toy Story showed itself before our eyes

I am positive that every single one of us 

has thought about what our inanimate objects 

do when we have left the house...

 "I always knew that my weird point of view was my gift or perhaps curse, 

so I'm glad I finally found a use for it,"

 

'Children of the Candy Corn'

'Single White Egg'

-- melts my heart.... :')

 

'Another Peanut Politician'

 

'Abstract Espressonism'

(not a typo)

 

Springtime in Indiana

 

'Perfect Pair'

 "As far as getting ideas, I simply try to amuse myself. 

I look at objects and wonder what they remind me of 

and then I create a sort of story about that. I have a good sense of humor. 

I like to laugh but I can't tell a joke to save my life."

 

 Crabmeat

 

 Caramel Helps to Hide the Bruises

 

 Grim Brulee

 

 If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

Persius Potato

 

 The Last

Sleeping Pills

 Pop!

 

Bachelor's Nightstand 

Bad Cheese

Brilliantly childish.

by: Terry Border

(for more of his witty goodness!!! GOOD!)